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Miria, known as the Holy Mother of her Umbanda religious group, is assisted by other worshippers as she falls to the floor in a trance during a ritual in the Vila Flavia favela in Sao Paulo, August 26, 2011. Umbanda, an Afro-Brazilian religion that combines African religions with Catholicism and local indigenous beliefs, uses rituals to induce trances in worshippers who “incorporate” the spirits of slaves born in Africa and buried in Brazil. During the ritual trances, the followers will smoke tobacco and drink alcohol, stagger like old slaves, beat their chests and prance around as prostitutes or drunks.

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Meet Reverend Nutball, Who Thinks Obama Is A Pimp With White HookersHave you heard of “ATLAH”? No? Then maybe you aren’t a crazy Jesus preacher who decided this nonsense word was spoken unto him by, uh, the Almighty, because God pronounces “Harlem” as, uh, a completely different nonsense word. Meet the Honorable Reverend Doctor James David Manning, PhD, who also says “negro” a lot and calls our new president Barack Obama a “pimp” and a “Mac Daddy.” Let’s watch his crazy YouTubes together!

Did you watch all nine minutes? If so, how do you like being unemployed? Is this how you generally spend your time?

We only watched the part about Obama Girl and her massive breasts which are the result of Barack Obama being a pimp. Let’s not ever spoil the fun and tell the Reverend that Obama Girl is just some YouTube bullshit somebody put on the Internets, sort of like this crazy Reverend posts his lunatic bullshit on the Internets.

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